Would it be gay to use the portal gun from Portal to perform oral sex on oneself?

11 comments

• gastroglizzy15

  There are two schools of thought.

  1. If it's not gay to give yourself a hand job, then it's not gay to give yourself a blow job.

  2. There's nothing gay about getting your dick sucked. But sucking a dick is pretty gay. The top half of you is gay, but the bottom half is fine.

• DreadPirateSnuggles10

  Its no more or less gay then using your hand.

• pulsewidth5

  Self love is self love, not gay.

  Now get back to work on that portal gun. I need it for science.

• thesohoriots4

  Only if the balls touch.

• ILikeTraaaains3

  It counts as masturbating.

• FreeAZ2

  Depends on if you like the sucking or getting sucked more.

• decolo2

  I've heard from people who have claimed to accomplish this task, that it feels a lot more like giving head than receiving.

  • athatet3

    It’s only cause people are too in their own head about it.

  • LaLuzDelSol2

    That doesnt surprise me since its basically the experience of 69ing

• TeamSport or CuckPorn2

  Team sport

• jobbies1
• eestileib1

  I don't know but it would be fun